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:leaf: One of my first times smoking me and my boys decide to hot box it in the driveway because one of our friends' parents were sleeping. Obviously it gets smokey as fuck and we're all making fun of each other. After about 10 minuites we all start getting paranoid as fuck that someone is watching the car. So we turn it on and just drive it around the block a little bit. Somehow we get lost and end up parking in this guy's yard just to smoke some more. Every time a car would drive by we freaked and then went back to smoking. Shit, that weed made everything funny that night. :leaf:

We ended up at Perkins with a shitty waitress who told us to get our own ketchup. We tipped her $0 on a $50 tab

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:leaf:Anyway we 've had some crazy adventures picking up bud. it seems to be that we mainly pick up from hungry jacks in different towns from different dudes. we talk some crazy conspiracies and always get into some funny shit. paranoid of the cops as most people are.:leaf:


:leaf:And the craziest thing is that we all believe that weed is the best thing there is, well weed & music and the two things blend together too epicly. But there is this mind level that stoners have and the sort of dreamy feeling like everythings a dream (everythings funnier on the weed i always say) and we both feel like we have the same level minded feeling like we are the only ones that exist or we are in a dream but no one else seems to give away those kind of vibes. i guess thats why we are best brothers and both love listening to epic music and funny as fuck stoner songs all day and night till we pass out then get up for work in the morning.:leaf:

:leaf:We al know about the munchies, we always give into them and go to hungry jacks and maccas, once we ordered 3 family boxes. I could go on forever but i will end it here. Enjoy the music and weed people.:leaf:

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I was in Amsterdam we (4 of my mates inc. me) went into the Grasshopper, we all like to show off when it comes to rolling, we did a windmill, a 10 spliff shotgun, a back-flipped blunt, and i did an OZ pure Tulip it was fuckin' huge we smoked the windmill 1st everyone was coughing it was so hot lol, after 5 or 6 JD n Cokes later we slow toked on this NY Diesal Bf'd Blunt my eyes ballooned up with propper chink-eye and I could hear my heart beating in my ears and lost all sense of balance, we decided to take a seat with some American lads, to toke n share stories they were noobs.. they'd bought pre rolled skunk and some other stuff that was fag heavy (cigerette), we blew our trails into the ash tray from the blunt and i took out this huge motherfucker Tulip, an Ounce + some chocolate tasting Hash and thc crystals from all of our space cases, crystal trays, it smelt hardcore before we even lit it! Everyone was intimidated including us ..the biggest tulip before that we'd ever smoke was a Q, lol, so with out further delay i rotated this bitch in my lips and fired it up it was a thick creamy hit with thc streaming out it smelt like Lemonade and Sherbert infused with superb quality bud (no tabboco) we passed it left and everyone except this fat 'super-Hippy' (flares, flower deco shirt, long curly hair, bandana etc) took a hit, we passed it to this hippy guy he was real crazy like! he'd say things like man...it like an ocean of love in here, lol, and talk about his presumably made up weed stories like an acid trip with visuals lol, anyhow, he gets peer pressured into a lungfull lol and he gags THROWS UP LOL, all over the table catches his breath after several minutes and exclaimed "thats a ONE-TOKER" lol, i laughed my ass off his puked was all on the table and the look on everyones blitzed faces were an absolute picture lol, the bar/bud man from the other side of the Cafe starts coughing loudly and calls out SMOKEY SMOKEY, and goes to the door and opens it allowing fresh air in, we had bonged out the whole cafe with this king kong sized Tulip the bar dude turns around to see this fat deluded hippy still dribbling with a projectile vomit trail in front of him lol, and says the same thing ONE TOKER EH? lol, and throws the dude out, we left after but was laughing about it all night. funny shit

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:leaf:Here is Another one for.Me and one of my friends were sitting' at home watching TV and smoking some pot (as usual when my parents weren't at home). After an hour somebody knock on the door,my friend looks at me really seriously so i start to laugh because of the look at his face and he asks "Who is it ? " and they answer "The cops." and this is when he said "What an relief" and he replies to them "What do u want?" and the say "We wanna talk to u for a sec." The next my stupid, stupid friend says "How many of u are out there?" Instead of going there and open the freaking door he kept asking them questions! Here is the part that really Cracked me up i swear i never though that anybody would say something like that! So he asked the how many of u are there, right and they say Its two of us, why , and he says with a smile on his face, a really weird smile to WHY DON'T U TALK TO EACH OTHER THEN!, HE SAYS ......TO THE COPS! I swear i was laughing so hard that blacked out this is one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me and my friend . I say one of ... because there are more stories involving cops :leaf::leaf::leaf:

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3 hours ago, xBongsmoker420x said:

I was in Amsterdam we (4 of my mates inc. me) went into the Grasshopper, we all like to show off when it comes to rolling, we did a windmill, a 10 spliff shotgun, a back-flipped blunt, and i did an OZ pure Tulip it was fuckin' huge we smoked the windmill 1st everyone was coughing it was so hot lol, after 5 or 6 JD n Cokes later we slow toked on this NY Diesal Bf'd Blunt my eyes ballooned up with propper chink-eye and I could hear my heart beating in my ears and lost all sense of balance, we decided to take a seat with some American lads, to toke n share stories they were noobs.. they'd bought pre rolled skunk and some other stuff that was fag heavy (cigerette), we blew our trails into the ash tray from the blunt and i took out this huge motherfucker Tulip, an Ounce + some chocolate tasting Hash and thc crystals from all of our space cases, crystal trays, it smelt hardcore before we even lit it! Everyone was intimidated including us ..the biggest tulip before that we'd ever smoke was a Q, lol, so with out further delay i rotated this bitch in my lips and fired it up it was a thick creamy hit with thc streaming out it smelt like Lemonade and Sherbert infused with superb quality bud (no tabboco) we passed it left and everyone except this fat 'super-Hippy' (flares, flower deco shirt, long curly hair, bandana etc) took a hit, we passed it to this hippy guy he was real crazy like! he'd say things like man...it like an ocean of love in here, lol, and talk about his presumably made up weed stories like an acid trip with visuals lol, anyhow, he gets peer pressured into a lungfull lol and he gags THROWS UP LOL, all over the table catches his breath after several minutes and exclaimed "thats a ONE-TOKER" lol, i laughed my ass off his puked was all on the table and the look on everyones blitzed faces were an absolute picture lol, the bar/bud man from the other side of the Cafe starts coughing loudly and calls out SMOKEY SMOKEY, and goes to the door and opens it allowing fresh air in, we had bonged out the whole cafe with this king kong sized Tulip the bar dude turns around to see this fat deluded hippy still dribbling with a projectile vomit trail in front of him lol, and says the same thing ONE TOKER EH? lol, and throws the dude out, we left after but was laughing about it all night. funny shit

 

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